Tote bags came. Come get your totes.
this shark is hungry. dangerous.
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈａｒｋ ｗａｎｔｓ ｔｏ ｅａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｌｏｇ．
if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT
youve angered it
every time i do it makes me laugh
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
i find it so awkward talking to people my age because they all tell me stories about boys and parties and drinking and going out til 1am and im sitting here in purple owl pyjamas, with pig bed socks on crying because two men who may or may not be gay did something cute in a fanfiction im reading